riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this

n0t-quite-n0rmal:

deansass:

my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health is the same. Health then school.” 

I was about to get really angry but it took a different turn than I expected
we really need more teachers like this 


madisonthe1975:

if u think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal then ur completely wrong




spacehamsters:

I work at a theater and we just got these I cannot believe this




nathanael-platier:

I’m not even in this fandom and I burst out laughing

(Source: xxpyrosomniacxx)



weavemunchers:

Define my URL on urban dictionary so I can pretend to be cool on the internet



5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere



heirofspacecore:

averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

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(Source: slayboybunny)



zorak2:

boyfrirend: “im going to take you to the sexiest restaurant in town…”

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bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god