I’m really fuckin thirsty but my family is all downstairs and I’m looking like this
WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?
you guys really suggested that??!?!?
IT WORKED THE DISGUISE ACTUALLY WORK
i mean i almost scared my sister to death bUT I GOT THE FAYGO
why are you reblogging this
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
It would be cheaper to fly to Spain, get a hip replacement, live there for two years, get a second hip replacement, and fly home than it would be to get one hip replaced in the United States.
- Act 1: What the fuck is this
- Act 2: Who the fuck are they
- Act 3: What the fuck is going on
- Act 4: What the fuck am I reading
- Act 5: Okay, I think I'm starting to understand shit. I really like these trolls. I should be okay-ish now. I think I have a good grasp on what's going on now.
- Act 6: You have got to be shitting me.
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR